Hungry?!?!?

Recipe for Memories You Won't Want to Forget!

From Jolene and Karen's Kitchen

Cook time: 16 hours

Ingredients:

-16 people, stirred too early, about 3000 lbs.

-one bus, Wayne

-one river, fresh water

-two Zodiacs

-two all-purpose guides, prepared

-four hundred twenty tons, Beluga Whales

-handful of Common Eiders

-16 or more packs hot chocolate mix

-one Parks Canada guide

-one Cape Merry countertop

-5 GPS handhelds

-one Chilly Churchill geocache

-16 bagged lunches

-6 kayaks

-one town Churchill

-sixteen plates din-din

-16 blankets

Preparation: Mix whales, Eiders, and river, and set aside until required. Gradually add people into Wayne, and bring them to river mix.

Blend people and guides and place in Zodiacs. Place Zodiacs in river mix, and shake for just over one hour. Take wet people to Cape Merry countertop to dry. Heat people with hot chocolate. Let stand for two hours. On countertop, smoke out geocache with GPS handhelds, then sample lunches. Return to river mix. For two hours, simmer 1/2 people in Zodiacs, while mixing the rest with kayaks to aerate. Switch people after one hour.

Marinate all in Churchill for one hour. Stuff people with din-din. Return to countertop and garnish people with knowledge, herbs, and jam from Parks Canada guide. Top with blankets to stand.

Serves: 16

Comments from the Chefs:

"Be careful when removing people from Zodiacs; recipe may be ruined if people are added to river mix!"

Close call!

"Add group singing for extra merriment in final product!"